Where Is Dr. Wu When I Need Him?
It would be just my luck to end up with a 135 pound freak of nature.
View ArticleWhy Leave The House?
It’s so fucking cute up in here. When I first got Chief – what was it? coming on three weeks ago – I was in the weeds. The sleep/potty/other animals situation was completely out of control. It was a...
View ArticleBecause Being a Dick is Fun
To keep my gym membership or not? That is the question. The truth is that I don’t need the gym, I like the gym. Yes, I don’t get distracted from my workouts when I’m at the gym. I like forcing awkward...
View ArticleSploot On Command
Chief is off to boarding school for a week. It might seem a little early for such a drastic measure but I’m going out of town this weekend and he’s not potty trained enough (i.e. at all) to leave him...
View ArticleWhy Can’t Shit Just Go According To Plan?
Potty training, pee fetishes, and other things you don't want to read about.
View ArticleNothing Says Thanksgiving Like Neuticles
And to think that MPT was super stressed out that I would blog about a pretty amazing conversation we had about her butthole the other day. I’m classier than that. I try to only share my secret weird...
View ArticleThank God I’m Not Camping
I will spare you the gruesome details but let's just say it was fucking gross. When I pulled out my phone BEFORE THE PROCEDURE my vet said, "You aren't going to video this are you?!?"
View ArticleMorocco or Bust
I haven't sat still in such a long time that I actually really need this time to relax. And I miss writing.
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